Quick Quip

I’ve had to grow up.
I used to be a t-shirt-and-baggy-bermudas sort of guy but I realised that I needed to dress like an adult.

If I could do anything I wanted to, I would:
Live forever.

Best advice you’ve received?
“Ask again later.” – Magic 8-Ball

If I could go back in time, I’d tell my younger self:
Never get in the time machine.

I destress by:
Reading or spending time with family and friends. Also, plotting the downfall of my enemies.

People don’t know this, but:
I actually clear my schedules to answer questionnaires like this.

Personal philosophy at the moment:
“I’m gonna die gonna die one day
Cause I’m goin’ and goin’ and goin’ this way
Not like a roach or a piece of toast
I’m going out first class not going out coach.”
— Sounds of Science, Beastie Boys