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Your Plan-B, ‘if-all-else-fails’ career choice:
Do something else with the team or work at an arowana farm.

What would your diagnosis be if you went to a psychiatrist?
Obsessive-compulsive disorder, but was wrongly prescribed laughing gas.

Name up to three people who have inspired you in your life.
My grandaunt, for her persistence and loyalty—she worked in the same company for 30 years. My granny for her sense of duty, limitless love and being at the service of anyone and everyone who’s set foot in her house. The team at UNIFORM because they’re my fountain of youth.

Share a random bathroom thought.
Why hasn’t anyone invented an affordable bidet with a dryer function?

If you could be anything in your next life, what would it be and why?
A potato. I can spend a long time underground with those closest to me, and when I’m finally harvested, there’re just so many ways that I can be used and transformed into a staple that’s comforting and hearty.

Describe yourself with a song.
Master of None by Beach House.

Darren was previously seen here and here.