Future Now

What’s a movie you’d like to live in?
Back To The Future. The thought of being able to travel through time, and using a time machine rigged to a DeLorean is every (secret) geek’s dream come true. Also, it’s already past 2015—where are the hoverboards that Marty McFly rode?

What’s a flavour of pizza that you wish existed?
Salted egg pork ribs pizza—specifically the salted egg pork ribs from New Station Snack Bar at Far East Plaza. Golden creamy goodness on top of an already perfect dish…what more can a girl ask for?

Your Whatsapp status suggests you like pizza. How much do you like pizza? Prove it.
I once took part in a pizza eating competition in school and was crowned champion (one extra large pizza in under 12 minutes). The prize was just bragging rights and a $50 cash voucher but I love pizza so much that I immediately spent that money on another round of extra cheesy pepperoni pizza. If I didn’t have a client facing job, I would totally tattoo a slice of pizza on my neck. Imagine how easy it’ll be to order a pizza from now on. I’ll just have to point at my neck.

If you could be any animal in the world, what animal would you be and why?
A cat, specifically a Scottish Fold. I’ll just laze around all day, sit on my rump and people watch, or terrify my owners by threatening to tip over their favourite china if they refuse to feed me my favourite snacks.

What mythical creature do you wish actually existed?
A Pegasus. Imagine riding one up to work. That’s what I call balling to work in style.

What’s the craziest conversation you’ve overheard?
I was waiting for the train at a relatively deserted train station, and I overheard a man talking super urgently and angrily into the phone. He said “Yo man, you’ve got to pack the body into the bag properly. Make sure it’s all cleaned up and keep the bag with the goods somewhere where no can see it.” I had half the mind to call the cops and that’s when I accidentally made eye contact with him. At this point I was low key panicking if it’ll be me in bag soon until he said “Just make sure the Carousell girl gets the stuffed Hello Kitties in her riser.”