What’s something not many people know about you?
There really isn’t anything people don’t already know—I’m quite the open book. Otherwise it’s something unprintable.
Do you have any habits that other people find nonsensical?
I’d gladly spend a good half hour making a cup of pourover coffee, from boiling the water to extracting the coffee.
What’s the last thing you read that you’d recommend to others?
Das Kapital by Karl Marx.
If you could switch lives with anyone for a day, who would it be and why?
It’d have to be Kim Jong-un. I imagine it must be quite interesting to live like he does while his citizens scratch out an existence.
If you were to win an award one day, what would it most likely be for?
Perhaps coming up with a way to make painlessly ending your life not just legal, but fashionable.
What’s an experience you’ve had that changed your perspective on something?
I’d always thought Shentonista was lame, but now I realise it’s even lamer than I thought—I’m joking. (Maybe I’m not.)