“If I could trade lives with anyone in the world for just a day, it’d be my girlfriend—I want to be able to empathise with her on how difficult it is to put up with someone like me!”
“One piece of advice I’d give my younger self would be to never be afraid of failure, because things will always pan out in the way that you least expect them to.”
“I used to think that the ‘lip’ in liposuction meant that the patient’s body fat was removed through their mouth—a friend finally corrected me on this when I was 14.”