“I buy a book every time I’m at a bookstore, so I’d actually like to have some time to read the books that I’ve collected. I probably have more than 20 books that I’ve yet to read.”
“On the most boring date I’ve ever had, my date and I ran out of things to talk about, and we ended up in bottomless debates over trivial topics like how to split our cab fare—that was painful!”
“I'd love to have dinner with Kanye West. He’s erratic and philosophical all at the same time, and I just want to know what’s behind his thought process.”
“I’d love to see a kitty-puppy Frankenstein hybrid. Society will no longer need to be divided on whether you’re a dog or cat person—you can be both and get the best of both worlds!”
“Every time I take a Grab ride, I end up with weird stories. The last GrabHitch I took, the driver told me I shouldn’t sit in the back seat because he just had sex on it.”